The Quest for the Perfect Bottom

Hayden Panettiere – Bikini shots

beautifulassettes — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:24:26 +0000

It’s the little things that keep you going between seasons of your favorite show. With Heroes currently off air, these little pics, of this little bundle of trouble, clad only in these little pieces of cloth, should help you get through the summer.

They surely help us here at the Quest.

We are looking forward to many more great things from Hayden.

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Cameron’s Back

beautifulassettes — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:03:26 +0000

Sun, sand and Cameron’s glorious seat. Sounds like the perfect vacation really. Looks like it too, as you can see.

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Wimbledon 2007 – Serena Williams’ Seat

beautifulassettes — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:56:08 +0000

No, it’s not as good as volleyball. Tennis that is. At least not from a hot ass voyeur point of view. It does however have it’s moments.

We’re not sure this is one of them. It amazes us that someone who is so um, “big boned” can be a professional athlete in a sport that requires speed and agility. Were she a dead ball era pitcher, a sumo wrestler, or a 1970′s East German shotputter, then we’d understand.

Seriously, is this the best the US can offer us? What happened to all the tennis cuties of the 1970s and 80′s? In those days it was the communist countries who had women that looked like tractor drivers. Now it’s the other way around.

Still, we know many of you enjoy asses like this, so here you go. The Quest will pass and move on.

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Maggie Q – Live Free or Die Hard.

beautifulassettes — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:53:08 +0000

Maggie is the reason we’ll be looking forward to Bruce’s new Die Hard movie. There’s little hotter that a bottom well tempered by martial arts.

Hayden Panettiere – Licks Ass, Seriously….!

beautifulassettes — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:34:20 +0000

Here’s Hayden demonstrating what pretty much everyone would love to do to her. We at the Quest most certainly would.

The picture below is puzzling, if you were that close, is that what you would be doing?

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Ashley Scott – The Nicest Ass in Jericho.

beautifulassettes — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:40:05 +0000

There are some shows worth saving. We aren’t convinced that Jericho was one of them. We liked the show enough to watch it periodically, but were never upset to miss an episode.

Part of this may have been due to that fact that Ashley was the only real high point of the show. We do like Ashley’s bum. Yes, we do, but we are not convinced this model-turned-actress has even half the talent of other former models — Ali Larter for example. Ass-hley isn’t enough to make a show worth watching alone, whereas Ali might be.

We note also that Ashley is a close friend of The Parisite. This makes us suspicious.

Of all the shows last season that could and should have been saved, Jericho was one of the least deserving.

Had more effort been put into saving, Drive, Studio 60, Wedding Bells or Smith, then the Quest would have been fully supportive.

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Tennis Time – Remember Anna Kournikova?

beautifulassettes — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:54:51 +0000

Silly question huh? Anna is so hot it hurts.

Although no longer a regular sight on the Tennis circuit there’s no reason she can’t be seen often here. Especially with pics like these to enjoy.

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Jessica Biel – New Bikini Pics.

beautifulassettes — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 22:54:08 +0000

GQ has published these. To which our immediate reaction was “Oh. My. God.” Our only minor complaint is: not enough shots from behind.

Jessica looks incredible in these pics. Even hotter than normal, and normal is on fire.

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Christina Aguilera – Pregnant? Catch her Ass while it’s still hot.

beautifulassettes — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:52:38 +0000

Enjoy it while you can. Seems she’s pregnant, so this cute curve will soon be long gone. It’ll be heading off in the same way that arch-rival Britney’s wide load went.

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Kristy Swanson – Buffy the Ex-Wife Slayer

beautifulassettes — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:03:36 +0000

Another celeb behind bars. This time, however, the celeb is really hot. Playboy centerfold and the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy was arrested for assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend.

I think we can all see why he’d leave his wife for Kristy. Unless we were married to someone short of Jennifer Biel, we’d do the same in an heartbeat.

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