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But not in this case the perfect bottom. I think hers once may have qualified as being worth a look, but those days are long gone.

No, here we are talking about the way she is now making a perfect ass out of herself. She seemingly has wandered outside without any panties on. A publicity stunt? Or is she just forgetful? I think it really doesn’t matter, as you can see from this NOT SAFE FOR WORK photo here her ass isn’t a pretty sight. And if you thought that was bad, there are also open crotch shots here that leave nothing to the imagination, nor do they hide a rather ugly c-section scar.

Don’t mean to alarm anyone, but this may be one of the first signs of the apocalypse.

If you’ve just eaten, I do apologize.

A few years ago Britney, along with much of the World’s population I would have loved to have seen shots like those. Today, please find some industrial strength granny panties and staple them on firmly.

Ah, you can take the girl outta the trailer but not the trash outta the girl.

more hot ass:

I know a great deal has been written about Jennifer’s behind already. It is my first time, and after seeing The Break Up recently I’m sure it won’t be the last.

For a woman in her late 30’s she is still incredibly hot. The oft used two peaches in a handkerchief does seem to adequately describe her nether regions. I wonder what her score would be using the Assquation. Very close to 80 I would assume, but only a close inspection would tell.

The Break Up incidently, is surprisingly good. I was expecting off the shelf light comedy full of the usual cliché, and instead got a thoughtful well written movie with very good performances and a lot of truth. It also adds a beautiful scene to the ass canon and lore, where Jennifer’s bare bottom can be seen slightly out of the depth of field of the camera (or his breath steamed up the lens). It is included below for your viewing pleasure, but the rest of the movie is pretty good too. Note also a nice VPL through those cute white shorts.

The Break Up VIDEO

Along Came Polly, Spanking VIDEO

More Jennifer is available HERE and HERE.

And if you like that try THIS!