People get publicity for the strangest things. Jennifer Lopez is probably famous to most people for the generosity of her booty alone.

As far as I can see, it’s really nothing special. In fact ordinary, in the sense that probably the majority of women have a similar bottom. Nothing rare or unique about it, nothing worthy of sensational attention, nothing really much worthy of more than a passing glance.

Was the publicity fueled by women? Driven by lack of confidence in their own bums, they sought to elevate the mundane to icon status. Perhaps, and I suspect so.

Seeing that it is worthy of a passing glance, please do so now. We’ll move on to something more exciting shortly…