Some primitive peoples believe that having your picture taken steals part of your soul. Could this be true? I offer Lindsay and her friends as evidence that it might just be…

To be honest, I don’t actually have too much of a problem with Lindsay. If reports are true she needs to grow up, but she is actually able to act. (Paris on the other hand, has nothing to offer anyone).

I enjoyed Mean Girls as a movie, and also Prairie Home Companion. Neither were particularly taxing roles for her, but she did well nonetheless.

I confess I am also rather fond of her bottom. I’m always a sucker for good buttcrack, and Lindsay is kind enough to offer it frequently.

I think maybe she just needs a good spanking. I’d be happy to help her with that, and I’m much cheaper than rehab.

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