Not sure why her name is back to front. Surely, Hazel Keeley is more normal.

You may not have heard of her. I hadn’t until recently. She’s a British topless model obviously famous for her preposterously huge breasts. She’s one of these girls that you often see on such things as the Maxim or the FHM top 100 sexiest women.

In fact she’s one you can vote for on the FHM sexiest poll right now.

The problem I always have with these, is that generally I’ve never heard of the girls. For, me to find someone attractive I need to see some element of talent – be they famous or not.

As far as I can see Keeley is little more than her bra size. So, no, I don’t find her attractive. Wikipedia states that she’s some kind of environmental campaigner. Which says more about Wikipedia than anything else. No doubt her breast size has tripled in the past six months. Good God, Wikipedia is such a worthless piece of shit that has, disturbingly, weaseled its way to the top page rank in Google for almost everything. This is a very bad thing for everyone not named Jimbo Wales.

Back to the point… Keeley has a nice bottom though, so I thought I share it with you. There’s also a slide show of her HERE.