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What a combination. The hottest ass sport on Earth, and one of the world’s hottest asses. It rarely gets better than this. I mean look, that white bikini goes right up in between her buttcheeks. It is a wondrous thing of great beauty.

Again, why is there no 24 hour cable beach volleyball channel? The World needs such entertainment. Guys in helmets – or fit babes in very tight shorts?

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So here’s a beautiful look at little Elisha’s hot cheeks. These are from the movie “The Girl Next Door”, which we must confess to absolutely hating.

It’s not so much that it’s a bad movie. While the script and the acting left much to be desired, it had some entertaining moments.

No, what irked us was their representation of the porn industry – that tired old cliché. Obviously working in the porn industry ourselves were are a little sensitive to this meme.

Here’s the off-the-shelf Larry Flynt-esque low class producer versus the successful big business Hugh Hefner. Stuck in the middle is the same tired old cliché of the victim with a heart and the strength to overcome all of them. It’s a hack! It’s obviously not written with any insight or experience into the truth of the business. To make matters worse, they seemed to confuse the porn industry with prostitution. Despite what many may think, these are not connected industries.

We guess at some point back in the days of print porn publishing there were guys in leopardskin and leather that were little more than pimps running the show. That, however, hasn’t been true for many years. In fact today the adult industry is very professional. We’d say more than half the producers We’ve met have been women.

One caveat though – we are continental European. We perhaps don’t suffer from the same level of repression, or misguided laws and attitudes, that have driven the adult industry underground into the arms of criminals in some other countries. Although, our understanding is that, in the most part, the US adult entertainment industry is reputable.

As evidence we offer this interesting article by Regina Lynn over at Wired.

We, as both male and female writers here at The Quest, have not personally seen any exploitation of anyone in this industry. Whereas we have seen horrific exploitation in some supposedly “reputable” big business corporations at all levels of employee.

In all seriousness the porn industry is one if the most ethical and honest on the entire planet. We are heavily scrutinized by governments. We don’t exploit slave labor, or child labor in factories in China. We don’t screw employees out of their pensions. We don’t factory farm cheap outsourced workers in Mumbai. We don’t make people work long hours for low pay. We don’t even destroy the environment.

We’re nice happy people, with great jobs.

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The picture above shows Nicole in comparison to a more usual or typical Australian posterior. It’s hard to believe that she’s 39 years of age and still in possession of such a truly perfect bum.

Now wonder she’s happy to display it in it’s full naked glory.

The scenes below are from “Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus”. This movie is a work of genius. Steven Shainberg is proving to be one of the most interesting and unique directors of his time.

You see, there’s this snobbery on both sides of the Atlantic that says that European movies are somehow better than American ones. The reason most often proffered being that European movies are writing and acting based whereas Hollywood is just gloss and CGI.

I don’t buy that for one single second. I think most European movies would make great stage plays but truly suck as movies. (Bertolluci and Fellini excepted, they are geniuses of cinema.)

Often, the director has no understanding of how light works, or how cameras work, or move, or what the film medium can do. In fact most Hollywood action flicks are better movies just for that very reason.

However, independent American directors do seem – as a rule – to understand the nature of cinema and utilize it to the max, even though they are rooted in the writing and acting much more than Hollywood.

Fur is one such example. This can only work as a movie. It is a visual splendor. It is a sight poem, an allegory and a profound expression of imagination that is more real than reality.

The choice of complementary colors, the azure and titian, even by themselves create the mood of what is a very brilliant movie.

Please do spoil yourself and see it, even if it is just to enjoy Nicole’s lovely bottom one more time.

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I have yet to make it through the second movie. I didn’t expect to enjoy the first movie, although I did. Johnny Depp stole the first movie but wasn’t enough to save the second.

Women may loathe her, and the red top press may be obsessed with her weight, but The Quest still likes her. Keira has a beautiful bum and elegant breasts. At some distant point in the future she may even learn to act, you never know.

I have no expectations for Pirates of the Caribbean – At the Worlds End. Obviously, it will be far superior to the second one if I can make to the end of the movie. It’s a Disney movie so there won’t be any bodice ripping – shame, because in addition to Keira, it’s worth keeping a weather eye peeled for Natalie Victoria.

Natalie seems to be getting a great deal of quiet attention building around her at the moment. I like what I see, so likely we will be taking a closer look at her, very soon.

In the meantime, enjoy some very British buttcrack and t-bar thong action.

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Two pieces of good news recently. Supernatural has been picked up for a third season, and Friday Night Lights will get a second. You can see Adrianne in both.

In Supernatural she was Sam’s short lived girlfriend. In Friday Night Lights she’s Tyra. Supernatural isn’t pushing the boundaries of creativity, but it’s a very enjoyable show. FNL is, however, pushing those boundaries. Fantastic camerawork, superb acting – great show.

Adrianne is one of the hottest blondes I’ve ever seen I think. Fortunately she seems to have landed a lot of beach / surfing roles before these two shows. This gives us an opportunity to see her hot body.

Hopefully we see much more of her.

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I noted the other day that ABC has picked up a pilot starring Christina. She’s a talented comedy actress – her Friends episode was one of the best of the 10 season run. The new show’s called “Sam I am” and seemingly centers around her having amnesia.

My guess is that she probably remembers that she’s in a society where clothes are necessary. Not admittedly the way I, myself, would have chosen to write it. Here you can see why.

I admit that I never really found “Married… with Children” funny, but did often watch it just for Kelly Bundy’s body. Were The Quest for the Perfect Bottom online in the late 1980’s she would certainly have been a rear of the year candidate.

Incidentally that show is still bizarrely popular today in Germany.

Like these bottoms? I know I do. No, they’re not celebrities, at least not yet anyway. I’m sure you ‘d like to see more, and you’ll get your wish…

I thought I’d create a new blog dedicated to non-celebrity bottoms. Hence:

Enjoy the new site, and do check back regularly to see an hot candid voyeur ass pic each day! (I’ll get around to adding some video too at some point).

Hammer Horror is back. For those of you who don’t know, this is a British company that produced cheap camp horror movies throughout the 1960s and 1970s. Without this company Christopher Lee wouldn’t be famous.

Their movies were, in many ways, bad. Which is not to say that they were unwatchable. Think Shaw Brothers, think Tarantino.

What they did have, as you can see illustrated here, was a great deal of vulnerable young victims gratuitously naked. There was often a hint of lesbianism too.

The company died in the late 70s. However, it has now risen from the dead. The possible bad news is that is has been bought by Dutch “Big Brother” creator John de Mol.

This may mean überchav Jade Goody has the potential to be hired as a flesh eating creature of the night – presumably white meat only though. No make-up necessary.

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The Yankee’s pitching woes have been getting most of the media attention in the past few weeks. There is, however, another tragic tale that is affecting the Yankees.

Right Fielder Bobby Abreu used to have a relationship with Alicia. She’s a former Miss Universe. And, as you can see clearly here, the only Miss Universe to have posed naked for Playboy.

My understanding is that Alicia was on some Mexican reality TV show – something like Big Brother – and she pretty much had sex with some guy on live TV. Classy dame huh?

Bobby’s been slumping ever since.

Cheer up Bobby! You’re rich and talented, and your team’s just signed The Rocket. From what I can see, her ass is above the Mendoza line but it’s no single season Home Run record.

There’s much nicer ass out there that’ll be a classier match for your 2007 World Series ring.

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It’s a good year for Blockbuster movies. Or should that be Buttbuster? I’ve covered Kristen Dunst, now it’s Cameron’s turn. (Yes, Keira is next.)

Sadly, she’s appearing in voice only in Shrek 3. She does have a sexy voice though.

I love the Shrek movies. The second movie was even better than the first. Well… unless you had the misfortune to see it in German, as I did the first time – there’s some V.O. people and translators that should have been fired immediately, and never permitted to work again. It wasn’t funny at all. Germans, you need to see the original version.

Oh, and you need to stop dubbing movies – it destroys them.

Anyway, I’m hoping that the 3rd Shrek will appropriately be as funny again as the second.

In lieu of Cameron not being visible in this third movie, please take a moment to enjoy these pictures. This woman has one of the finest bodies in Hollywood and an ass that is firmly in my top ten of all time.

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