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Like this picture? We do.
In fact, one of our little joys in life is to come across such things accidentally. The joys of modern fashion, and Celebutard culture, mean that such beautiful views are common place in many cities and towns across the World. For this we may be thankful.
However, the town of Delcambre, Louisiana is set to change all this by policing everyone’s underwear. If you wear saggy pants there look forward to a $500 fine or six months in jail.
“If you expose your private parts, you’ll get a fine” said Mayor Carol Broussard. (Who incidentally, is a male, despite having a girl’s name — cross dresser maybe?)
Seemingly this has been considered by some to be mostly racially motivated — as hip hop culture (rightly) endorses this fashion.
Either way, Land of the Free? Not so much… Presumably the towns prosecutors have a legal definition of “underwear”, “pants” and “saggy” at hand. Is see-thru ok? Is VPL ok? How about a bikini? Or maybe they’re just gonna give a good old fashioned lynching to anyone they don’t like the look of.
The people of this town are clearly wrong on so many levels. Much as we at the Quest might look at this lightheartedly because we love ass, there is a very serious point here. This behavior can easily be construed as fascist, it is certainly a removal of an American’s rights as an individual. It is the slippery slope to many other rights restrictions on a path to pure unadulterated evil.
Boycott them, do not do business with them, and express your freedoms publicly wherever you can.
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- More Buttcracks and voyeur shots are HERE
Well, prepared to have at least one part of you transformed anyway!
Megan seems to have grown much much hotter since her Hope and Faith days. She’s now Fox by name, and fox by nature. A pleasure to see in a week that’s been slow on the ass front — everyone seems too obsessed with whether or not Parisite is going to jail.
Obviously Megan’ll be in a supporting role to some cgi characters in Michael Bay’s interpretation of The Transformers. Here at the Quest we are not especial Transformers fans. Thus, since we believe Michael Bay to be The Anti-auteur — a hack film-maker with no soul whatsoever — we won’t be too upset when he destroys all the hopes and dreams of every fan of the original show.
We do offer our sympathies now, we understand how painful this will be — all we can suggest is, that no matter how mind blowingly awful the movie is, do take the time to enjoy Megan’s bum.
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- Liv, another woman who survived a Michael Bay Movie is is HERE
I guess Britney has to hold the Paparazzi fort while Parisite is behind bars. So here’s her first contribution, a cheeky shot.
That wild look in her eye suggests she still not quite with us, and while we do recognize that she has lost quite a bit of weight, her ass is still pretty fat. And can everyone say “cellulite!”
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Not so much Silver Surfer, but these underwater and underwear pics will certainly take care of the Rise.
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- Jessica Alba Part 1 is HERE
So if you are like us you don’t need much more of a reason to go see the new movie “Knocked Up” than the fact that it’s written and directed by Judd Apatow.
We at The Quest love his work. This new movie has a fantastic cast and we have no doubt it’s going to be great.
If you do need another reason to go see it, then try former Roswell star Katherine Heigl. As you can see from the pictures here, that alone also reason enough.
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- Monica Keena in all her glory is HERE
There are reports that Jessica is tired of being sen as a bubblegum actress and wishes to develop her career with more serious roles.
To our European minds here at The Quest, serious acting is synonymous with nudity. We welcome Jessica’s development, and hope that she develops into a serious actress as fast as possible.
In the meantime, you have the second Fantastic Four movie to look forward to. Um, we think “look forward to” is the correct expression? After all, the first Fantastic Four movie was a dreadful cynical piece of vacuous garbage.
The good news is that it’s unlikely that the second movie will be worse. So, yes perhaps “look forward to” is correct. If nothing else don’t forget to look behind Jessica.
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- Jessica Alba Part 2 is HERE
Good God!
What a combination. The hottest ass sport on Earth, and one of the world’s hottest asses. It rarely gets better than this. I mean look, that white bikini goes right up in between her buttcheeks. It is a wondrous thing of great beauty.
Again, why is there no 24 hour cable beach volleyball channel? The World needs such entertainment. Guys in helmets – or fit babes in very tight shorts?
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So here’s a beautiful look at little Elisha’s hot cheeks. These are from the movie “The Girl Next Door”, which we must confess to absolutely hating.
It’s not so much that it’s a bad movie. While the script and the acting left much to be desired, it had some entertaining moments.
No, what irked us was their representation of the porn industry – that tired old cliché. Obviously working in the porn industry ourselves were are a little sensitive to this meme.
Here’s the off-the-shelf Larry Flynt-esque low class producer versus the successful big business Hugh Hefner. Stuck in the middle is the same tired old cliché of the victim with a heart and the strength to overcome all of them. It’s a hack! It’s obviously not written with any insight or experience into the truth of the business. To make matters worse, they seemed to confuse the porn industry with prostitution. Despite what many may think, these are not connected industries.
We guess at some point back in the days of print porn publishing there were guys in leopardskin and leather that were little more than pimps running the show. That, however, hasn’t been true for many years. In fact today the adult industry is very professional. We’d say more than half the producers We’ve met have been women.
One caveat though – we are continental European. We perhaps don’t suffer from the same level of repression, or misguided laws and attitudes, that have driven the adult industry underground into the arms of criminals in some other countries. Although, our understanding is that, in the most part, the US adult entertainment industry is reputable.
As evidence we offer this interesting article by Regina Lynn over at Wired.
We, as both male and female writers here at The Quest, have not personally seen any exploitation of anyone in this industry. Whereas we have seen horrific exploitation in some supposedly “reputable” big business corporations at all levels of employee.
In all seriousness the porn industry is one if the most ethical and honest on the entire planet. We are heavily scrutinized by governments. We don’t exploit slave labor, or child labor in factories in China. We don’t screw employees out of their pensions. We don’t factory farm cheap outsourced workers in Mumbai. We don’t make people work long hours for low pay. We don’t even destroy the environment.
We’re nice happy people, with great jobs.
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- Some more Elisha is HERE
I have yet to make it through the second movie. I didn’t expect to enjoy the first movie, although I did. Johnny Depp stole the first movie but wasn’t enough to save the second.
Women may loathe her, and the red top press may be obsessed with her weight, but The Quest still likes her. Keira has a beautiful bum and elegant breasts. At some distant point in the future she may even learn to act, you never know.
I have no expectations for Pirates of the Caribbean – At the Worlds End. Obviously, it will be far superior to the second one if I can make to the end of the movie. It’s a Disney movie so there won’t be any bodice ripping – shame, because in addition to Keira, it’s worth keeping a weather eye peeled for Natalie Victoria.
Natalie seems to be getting a great deal of quiet attention building around her at the moment. I like what I see, so likely we will be taking a closer look at her, very soon.
In the meantime, enjoy some very British buttcrack and t-bar thong action.
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Two pieces of good news recently. Supernatural has been picked up for a third season, and Friday Night Lights will get a second. You can see Adrianne in both.
In Supernatural she was Sam’s short lived girlfriend. In Friday Night Lights she’s Tyra. Supernatural isn’t pushing the boundaries of creativity, but it’s a very enjoyable show. FNL is, however, pushing those boundaries. Fantastic camerawork, superb acting – great show.
Adrianne is one of the hottest blondes I’ve ever seen I think. Fortunately she seems to have landed a lot of beach / surfing roles before these two shows. This gives us an opportunity to see her hot body.
Hopefully we see much more of her.
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- More Friday Night Tail is HERE
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