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Just in case my last post didn’t make the point. See! See how good it looks on TV?

Seriously, forget basketball…

Hard to believe, but fans of two Greek female volleyball teams clashed last night leaving one person dead. The pitched battle took place between fans of Olympiakos Piraeus and Panathinaikos.

It’s shocking that this behavior would bring the elegant Sport of Queens (or, in my dreams, of Queening), into disrepute.

I’m disgusted. This kind of thing hurts my campaign to have Ladies Volleyball become the most popular and televised sport on Earth.

Anyway, I don’t have any pictures of the actual brawl. Nor do I want to see any. But I though you might, you know, possibly… be interested in some hot sweaty athletic girls in tight shorts playing volleyball.

See… how good would a 24 hour girls volleyball channel be? TV executives, please make it happen!



Does Twister have any other purpose than tease and foreplay? I’m not complaining. It’s a wonderful tool for discovering the Assettes of hot girls. Nice camerawork here.

If I were running in any race where Jessica was also a competitor, I’d make sure she won. Though I’d be sure to be right behind her the whole way. There’s a good chance my blood pressure would be critical by the finishing line.

Stealth, I found a very enjoyable movie. Perhaps the part below was more enjoyable that the rest. It wasn’t art, and didn’t proclaim to be, but was one of those satisfying movies to unwind to.

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I’ve said this before. Why is Beach Volleyball not on TV every day?

Most sports fans are men. For all the skill and excitement involved in Baseball, Football, Hockey etc, their stars really don’t offer as much as the ladies portrayed below.

It has to be the Volleyball management. There surely is an audience for this game, assuming the correct (closeup) camerawork is being utilized, and sponsorship logos are correctly positioned.

Seriously…, golf, or hot girls in bikinis?

I’ve made my choice.

Which reminds me…. I must go to Brazil sometime…

Sorr, I can’t embed this, the original uploader doesn’t allow embedding – meanie!

Anyway the video is here

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This is off topic, but it’s such a fun idea that I have to share it.

Much as I am a fan of traditional sports such as baseball, I’ve never understood why there’s so much male domination in sport. I appreciate seeing Derek Jeter get on base, but I’d rather admire Jessica Biel’s body. I’m sure many male sports fans agree – um well maybe not Sox fans…

So why is Beach Volleyball with it’s hot toned female athletes in bikinis – America’s greatest addition to the Olympiad – not shown with all the fervor and ratings of Monday Night Football? I have no idea.

Hope is at hand. Forget wrestling, some folks have set up a professional girls pillowfighting league. Although the girls seem to be overdressed (and not in cheerleader outfits for some strange reason) I suspect the action is extremely exciting. Oh, and aren’t the stats going to be so much more fun than on base percentage!

I think this needs to be televised. I think there needs to be a World Championship.

I have seen the future and it is filled with down.

Seriously though girls, think about the cheerleader outfits. Or maybe bikinis or underwear? You’ll make a fortune.

Major League Pillowfighting

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The supermarket tabloids are indicating that Jessica was flirting with Justin Timberlake recently. We can only hope that, what ever happened, it doesn’t have a negative effect on Derek’s batting average this season.

Here’s some incredible pics of Jessica’s incredible bum, including one that’s offtopic, but since it’s a magnificent cameltoe, I don’t think anyone will mind!

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The so-called Posh spice girl. Never understood why, as we’ve seen no evidence of class. Naming your child Staten Island or whatever other similar ridiculous moniker dispels any likely rumors of breeding.

She’s leaving the UK to be with her husband David Beckham as he will now be playing major league soccer in the US.

We dare say many of the UK’s fashion designers will be filing for bankruptcy, as Victoria seemed to be the gullible test pilot for many of their more incredible flights of fancy.

Victoria is perpetually a curiously unnatural orange color, indicating her possible extraterrestrial origins, or possibly color blindness. She’s also wafer thin and looks like she’d snap in a moderate breeze.

Despite this, her butt isn’t the worst we’ve seen, orange or otherwise.