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Like this picture? We do.

In fact, one of our little joys in life is to come across such things accidentally. The joys of modern fashion, and Celebutard culture, mean that such beautiful views are common place in many cities and towns across the World. For this we may be thankful.

However, the town of Delcambre, Louisiana is set to change all this by policing everyone’s underwear. If you wear saggy pants there look forward to a $500 fine or six months in jail.

“If you expose your private parts, you’ll get a fine” said Mayor Carol Broussard. (Who incidentally, is a male, despite having a girl’s name — cross dresser maybe?)

Seemingly this has been considered by some to be mostly racially motivated — as hip hop culture (rightly) endorses this fashion.

Either way, Land of the Free? Not so much… Presumably the towns prosecutors have a legal definition of “underwear”, “pants” and “saggy” at hand. Is see-thru ok? Is VPL ok? How about a bikini? Or maybe they’re just gonna give a good old fashioned lynching to anyone they don’t like the look of.

The people of this town are clearly wrong on so many levels. Much as we at the Quest might look at this lightheartedly because we love ass, there is a very serious point here. This behavior can easily be construed as fascist, it is certainly a removal of an American’s rights as an individual. It is the slippery slope to many other rights restrictions on a path to pure unadulterated evil.

Boycott them, do not do business with them, and express your freedoms publicly wherever you can.

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So here’s a beautiful look at little Elisha’s hot cheeks. These are from the movie “The Girl Next Door”, which we must confess to absolutely hating.

It’s not so much that it’s a bad movie. While the script and the acting left much to be desired, it had some entertaining moments.

No, what irked us was their representation of the porn industry – that tired old cliché. Obviously working in the porn industry ourselves were are a little sensitive to this meme.

Here’s the off-the-shelf Larry Flynt-esque low class producer versus the successful big business Hugh Hefner. Stuck in the middle is the same tired old cliché of the victim with a heart and the strength to overcome all of them. It’s a hack! It’s obviously not written with any insight or experience into the truth of the business. To make matters worse, they seemed to confuse the porn industry with prostitution. Despite what many may think, these are not connected industries.

We guess at some point back in the days of print porn publishing there were guys in leopardskin and leather that were little more than pimps running the show. That, however, hasn’t been true for many years. In fact today the adult industry is very professional. We’d say more than half the producers We’ve met have been women.

One caveat though – we are continental European. We perhaps don’t suffer from the same level of repression, or misguided laws and attitudes, that have driven the adult industry underground into the arms of criminals in some other countries. Although, our understanding is that, in the most part, the US adult entertainment industry is reputable.

As evidence we offer this interesting article by Regina Lynn over at Wired.

We, as both male and female writers here at The Quest, have not personally seen any exploitation of anyone in this industry. Whereas we have seen horrific exploitation in some supposedly “reputable” big business corporations at all levels of employee.

In all seriousness the porn industry is one if the most ethical and honest on the entire planet. We are heavily scrutinized by governments. We don’t exploit slave labor, or child labor in factories in China. We don’t screw employees out of their pensions. We don’t factory farm cheap outsourced workers in Mumbai. We don’t make people work long hours for low pay. We don’t even destroy the environment.

We’re nice happy people, with great jobs.

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Like these bottoms? I know I do. No, they’re not celebrities, at least not yet anyway. I’m sure you ‘d like to see more, and you’ll get your wish…

I thought I’d create a new blog dedicated to non-celebrity bottoms. Hence:

Enjoy the new site, and do check back regularly to see an hot candid voyeur ass pic each day! (I’ll get around to adding some video too at some point).

Hammer Horror is back. For those of you who don’t know, this is a British company that produced cheap camp horror movies throughout the 1960s and 1970s. Without this company Christopher Lee wouldn’t be famous.

Their movies were, in many ways, bad. Which is not to say that they were unwatchable. Think Shaw Brothers, think Tarantino.

What they did have, as you can see illustrated here, was a great deal of vulnerable young victims gratuitously naked. There was often a hint of lesbianism too.

The company died in the late 70s. However, it has now risen from the dead. The possible bad news is that is has been bought by Dutch “Big Brother” creator John de Mol.

This may mean überchav Jade Goody has the potential to be hired as a flesh eating creature of the night – presumably white meat only though. No make-up necessary.

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Is it just me, or does Mischa bear more than a passing resemblance to one of the Grays? Could she be extraterrestrial? Well, if there’s going to be any anal probing to be done…

Mischa’s bottom certainly looks human. Have a nipple slip too, just for kicks.

The Yankee’s pitching woes have been getting most of the media attention in the past few weeks. There is, however, another tragic tale that is affecting the Yankees.

Right Fielder Bobby Abreu used to have a relationship with Alicia. She’s a former Miss Universe. And, as you can see clearly here, the only Miss Universe to have posed naked for Playboy.

My understanding is that Alicia was on some Mexican reality TV show – something like Big Brother – and she pretty much had sex with some guy on live TV. Classy dame huh?

Bobby’s been slumping ever since.

Cheer up Bobby! You’re rich and talented, and your team’s just signed The Rocket. From what I can see, her ass is above the Mendoza line but it’s no single season Home Run record.

There’s much nicer ass out there that’ll be a classier match for your 2007 World Series ring.

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It’s a good year for Blockbuster movies. Or should that be Buttbuster? I’ve covered Kristen Dunst, now it’s Cameron’s turn. (Yes, Keira is next.)

Sadly, she’s appearing in voice only in Shrek 3. She does have a sexy voice though.

I love the Shrek movies. The second movie was even better than the first. Well… unless you had the misfortune to see it in German, as I did the first time – there’s some V.O. people and translators that should have been fired immediately, and never permitted to work again. It wasn’t funny at all. Germans, you need to see the original version.

Oh, and you need to stop dubbing movies – it destroys them.

Anyway, I’m hoping that the 3rd Shrek will appropriately be as funny again as the second.

In lieu of Cameron not being visible in this third movie, please take a moment to enjoy these pictures. This woman has one of the finest bodies in Hollywood and an ass that is firmly in my top ten of all time.

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Good news everyone! The Parisite is in jail. The bad news is that’s she’s getting out again in 45 days.

Still maybe someone can smuggle in a camcorder – there’s a great deal of potential for another sex tape. An interesting one this time.

Nice ass, shame about every single other aspect of her existence.

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I’m not making this up. Seems that there’s another movie version of “The Other Boleyn Girl” in the pipeline.

With the success and utter brilliance of “The Tudors”, you might be inclined to think, “why?” I know that was the first thing to go through my mind. Who could the cast and director be that would rival that which Showtime put together?

The Other Boleyn Girl is not going to be any quality match for The Tudors. Although, sadly, it may be more financially successful, thanks to its cast. Namely Natalie, and Scarlett Johansson.

Which only goes to show how fickle the human race really is. Neither of these girls is much of an actress, and Scarlett in particular has shown that she’s no flair for accents, nor is she really bright enough to deliver lines that are literary or polysyllabic. Scarlett’s performance in The Black Dahlia could not have been more wooden.

To be fair to Natalie though, it could be that she has potential as an actress, but just has had dreadful roles. It’s hard to say, at least until she works with someone talented.

She has a pretty face, and more to the point, I do like her bum – albeit a little hippier than one might expect. Again, a buttcrack pic always persuades me.

Enjoy these pole dancing moments from “Closer” the only bright spots in what was otherwise a dreadful movie.

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In honor of her appearance in the new Spiderman movie I though I’d celebrate Kirsten in style. This is part one, details of Part 2 can be found further down the page.

As I mentioned in my previous post on Marie Antoinette. I’ve begun to re-evaluate my perception of Miss Dunst. Partly this is due to viewing her performances in Crazy/Beautiful and Mona Lisa Smile. I was admittedly completely enchanted by her in Crazy/Beautiful – she seemed so natural and real. I found it to be a very convincing performance – and a seriously hot one from a bum perspective too.

So her ditziness that previously irked me, is now something I find deeply charming. The fact that she has an ass that is very very close to perfection does her no harm. The buttcrack pics are the icing on the cake. Nothing says “enjoy my ass” more than a buttcrack for me.

More, and much Better Marie Antoinette pics can be found HERE.

And the pic below is a glimpse at what Part 2 will bring. Close up shots of Kirsten’s beautiful teenage ass in panties.