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Another celeb behind bars. This time, however, the celeb is really hot. Playboy centerfold and the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy was arrested for assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend.

I think we can all see why he’d leave his wife for Kristy. Unless we were married to someone short of Jennifer Biel, we’d do the same in an heartbeat.

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Bad News Everyone! Seldom has so little talent conspired to make so much money. One of the greatest swindles of the 20th Century is reforming. The Spice Girls are cashing in again. Bimbo Spice, Chav Spice, Chubby Spice, Token-Black Spice and Dyke Spice are going to inflict themselves on us once more.

Normally we would only tell you not to buy any CD to ensure that the Record Industry (who are pure evil) make less money. However, in this case we’d also like to add that you should avoid paying for anything Spice related because they, quire simply, suck!

If they had no talent and were pretty we wouldn’t mind. However, they have no talent. And they are not pretty.

So yep, they will return, just as talentless, just as ugly, and several years older.

God help us all.

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Ironically, the leading lady in “The Notorious Betty Page” is not the star she perhaps should be. After Donnie Brasco, she should have fared better.

She’s pretty, talented, has nipples you can easily hang a coat on, and, of course, a lovely lovely bum.

You can see her next in what looks to be a very interesting movie “3.10 to Yuma”. It looks like it has a great cast. The Quest is looking forward to it, and the hope of a little Gretchen in the process.

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The Yankee’s pitching woes have been getting most of the media attention in the past few weeks. There is, however, another tragic tale that is affecting the Yankees.

Right Fielder Bobby Abreu used to have a relationship with Alicia. She’s a former Miss Universe. And, as you can see clearly here, the only Miss Universe to have posed naked for Playboy.

My understanding is that Alicia was on some Mexican reality TV show – something like Big Brother – and she pretty much had sex with some guy on live TV. Classy dame huh?

Bobby’s been slumping ever since.

Cheer up Bobby! You’re rich and talented, and your team’s just signed The Rocket. From what I can see, her ass is above the Mendoza line but it’s no single season Home Run record.

There’s much nicer ass out there that’ll be a classier match for your 2007 World Series ring.

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Some stars pass me by. Eva is one of them. I have seen nothing of her work. Nope, not a single frame. So I can give you no opinion as to her talent.

I do know that she’s marrying a basketball star, Tony Parker, soon – though not being a basketball fan I’ve no idea who he is either.

However, judging by this round and symmetrical little peach she’s sporting on her rear I should perhaps check more of her work out.

Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan or Eva? Or all three?

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The supermarket tabloids are indicating that Jessica was flirting with Justin Timberlake recently. We can only hope that, what ever happened, it doesn’t have a negative effect on Derek’s batting average this season.

Here’s some incredible pics of Jessica’s incredible bum, including one that’s offtopic, but since it’s a magnificent cameltoe, I don’t think anyone will mind!

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She’s available again. Recently split from her Strokes drummer boyfriend seemingly. Not that such mortals as we will stand a chance. She has the dirty tattooed rock chick thing that I love. I do so admire and respect a woman who is strong and confident enough to enjoy her sexuality, or use it occasionally as a weapon. Feminists be damned, you are only young and beautiful once, so you may as well use it while you can. Beautiful women owe it to the World. Well, seems that way to me…

Anyway, the video contains some of the lovely playboy images we all love – um, if it posts… YouTube seems to be having one of it’s regular dysfunctional days. I really thought Google’s power behind that might have made it actually run better. Seems not, it’s sucking sideways today.

Just in case here’s some pics…

Another treat for Dr Who fans. Sophia not only guested in one Dr Who episode, she’s also hooked up off screen with David Tennant. I don’t have much interest in Dr Who myself but I’m sure she did a good job. She’s a fine actress, who deserves bigger projects and stardom.

The links below are from Art School Confidential. Sophia models for an art class and her beautiful British pear shaped posterior is fully available for artistic study.

Unfortunately this is the high point of the movie. Despite some very good acting from pretty much everyone, and Terry Zwigoff’s quirky direction, the script was, well… ho hum…

A bit of a disappointment considering the filmmakers, but still worth seeing.


Derek Jeter has everything. Money , talent, a starting spot on the most successful sports franchise in history, a pretty much guaranteed HOF spot, and also Jessica Biel.

And he seems to be a nice guy too. He waves to kids from the on deck circle.

Jealous? Am I? Why, yes…

Here’s reasons why:

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More hot ass:

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Mariah is upset. Mary has been using a name (possibly her own) that is similar to Mariah’s. Mariah seems to think that Mary should stop using a perfect good name because Mariah was famous first. In case you haven’t heard of Mary, she’s a pornstar. There’s a pretty good chance that most people have heard of Mary now. I’m not really sure what Mariah does, I think she sings… or maybe is just one of those Parisesque celebutards… dunno…

Mary is a smart girl, is Mariah?

Ok, so do we care? No. Not at all.

The question we must find out an answer to here is; who has the nicer bottom?

Here’s Mariah:

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and here’s Mary:

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To be honest it’s hard to say. Both do have fantastic bums. I guess I’d have to maybe side on that of Mary, but probably only because there’s more to see, and she’s probably a nicer person.

Perhaps the family of Harry Caray should sue both of them?

No… there’s no pics of him…