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There are some shows worth saving. We aren’t convinced that Jericho was one of them. We liked the show enough to watch it periodically, but were never upset to miss an episode.

Part of this may have been due to that fact that Ashley was the only real high point of the show. We do like Ashley’s bum. Yes, we do, but we are not convinced this model-turned-actress has even half the talent of other former models — Ali Larter for example. Ass-hley isn’t enough to make a show worth watching alone, whereas Ali might be.

We note also that Ashley is a close friend of The Parisite. This makes us suspicious.

Of all the shows last season that could and should have been saved, Jericho was one of the least deserving.

Had more effort been put into saving, Drive, Studio 60, Wedding Bells or Smith, then the Quest would have been fully supportive.

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  • Paris may be pointless but her ass is nice, and it’s HERE
  • The beauty that was “Drive” is HERE

Enjoy it while you can. Seems she’s pregnant, so this cute curve will soon be long gone. It’ll be heading off in the same way that arch-rival Britney’s wide load went.

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  • More Christina is HERE

Another celeb behind bars. This time, however, the celeb is really hot. Playboy centerfold and the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy was arrested for assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend.

I think we can all see why he’d leave his wife for Kristy. Unless we were married to someone short of Jennifer Biel, we’d do the same in an heartbeat.

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  • Fellow Buffy and Playboy alumni Charisma Carpenter is naked HERE
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar is HERE
  • Alyson Hannigan is HERE

Bad News Everyone! Seldom has so little talent conspired to make so much money. One of the greatest swindles of the 20th Century is reforming. The Spice Girls are cashing in again. Bimbo Spice, Chav Spice, Chubby Spice, Token-Black Spice and Dyke Spice are going to inflict themselves on us once more.

Normally we would only tell you not to buy any CD to ensure that the Record Industry (who are pure evil) make less money. However, in this case we’d also like to add that you should avoid paying for anything Spice related because they, quire simply, suck!

If they had no talent and were pretty we wouldn’t mind. However, they have no talent. And they are not pretty.

So yep, they will return, just as talentless, just as ugly, and several years older.

God help us all.


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  • Orange Spice is HERE
  • What a beautiful British bum should look like is HERE

Like this picture? We do.

In fact, one of our little joys in life is to come across such things accidentally. The joys of modern fashion, and Celebutard culture, mean that such beautiful views are common place in many cities and towns across the World. For this we may be thankful.

However, the town of Delcambre, Louisiana is set to change all this by policing everyone’s underwear. If you wear saggy pants there look forward to a $500 fine or six months in jail.

“If you expose your private parts, you’ll get a fine” said Mayor Carol Broussard. (Who incidentally, is a male, despite having a girl’s name — cross dresser maybe?)

Seemingly this has been considered by some to be mostly racially motivated — as hip hop culture (rightly) endorses this fashion.

Either way, Land of the Free? Not so much… Presumably the towns prosecutors have a legal definition of “underwear”, “pants” and “saggy” at hand. Is see-thru ok? Is VPL ok? How about a bikini? Or maybe they’re just gonna give a good old fashioned lynching to anyone they don’t like the look of.

The people of this town are clearly wrong on so many levels. Much as we at the Quest might look at this lightheartedly because we love ass, there is a very serious point here. This behavior can easily be construed as fascist, it is certainly a removal of an American’s rights as an individual. It is the slippery slope to many other rights restrictions on a path to pure unadulterated evil.

Boycott them, do not do business with them, and express your freedoms publicly wherever you can.

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  • More Buttcracks and voyeur shots are HERE

Now another blog out there has opined that Kim is going to rival both the asses of Jessica Biel and Jennifer Lopez.

We have examined both of these girls’ bottoms already as part of our Quest. If you remember, we love Jessica and we were not impressed with Jennifer.

Who is Kim? And what does she do? You may well ask. It appears that the answer to the first question is “no-one”, and the second is “nothing”.

She’s a friend of Parisite who appears to be famous because she “oh-my-how-did-that-happen” had a leaked sex tape, in which she was leaked on by her boyfriend.

Well, her ass is quite nice admittedly. However, as we’ve mentioned before, depth of personality and talent do play a significant role in someone’s attractiveness.

In which case Kim scores very very lowly indeed. Jessica wins hands down. Jennifer is still way more talented that Kim, although Kim’s ass is probably physically better than Ms Lopez.

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  • Clips from Kim’s sex tape are HERE
  • Reasons why Jessica wins are HERE

So there you go. Paris is out of view and Britney’s body parts are making up for it. The good news is, at least she’s she’s not singing.

Seems that with her body in this position the cellulite is stretched taught giving her ass a smoother appearance than it has in reality. Or it could just be the resolution of the video, and if you were close enough to see her ass in this position you’d still see the marks.

Either way, as we have mentioned before, it is still one of the World’s more unattractive asses.

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  • The complete Video courtesy of TMZ is HERE
  • More Bare Buttney is HERE

I guess Britney has to hold the Paparazzi fort while Parisite is behind bars. So here’s her first contribution, a cheeky shot.

That wild look in her eye suggests she still not quite with us, and while we do recognize that she has lost quite a bit of weight, her ass is still pretty fat. And can everyone say “cellulite!”

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There are reports that Jessica is tired of being sen as a bubblegum actress and wishes to develop her career with more serious roles.

To our European minds here at The Quest, serious acting is synonymous with nudity. We welcome Jessica’s development, and hope that she develops into a serious actress as fast as possible.

In the meantime, you have the second Fantastic Four movie to look forward to. Um, we think “look forward to” is the correct expression? After all, the first Fantastic Four movie was a dreadful cynical piece of vacuous garbage.

The good news is that it’s unlikely that the second movie will be worse. So, yes perhaps “look forward to” is correct. If nothing else don’t forget to look behind Jessica.

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  • Jessica Alba Part 2 is HERE

I have yet to make it through the second movie. I didn’t expect to enjoy the first movie, although I did. Johnny Depp stole the first movie but wasn’t enough to save the second.

Women may loathe her, and the red top press may be obsessed with her weight, but The Quest still likes her. Keira has a beautiful bum and elegant breasts. At some distant point in the future she may even learn to act, you never know.

I have no expectations for Pirates of the Caribbean – At the Worlds End. Obviously, it will be far superior to the second one if I can make to the end of the movie. It’s a Disney movie so there won’t be any bodice ripping – shame, because in addition to Keira, it’s worth keeping a weather eye peeled for Natalie Victoria.

Natalie seems to be getting a great deal of quiet attention building around her at the moment. I like what I see, so likely we will be taking a closer look at her, very soon.

In the meantime, enjoy some very British buttcrack and t-bar thong action.

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  • More Keira is HERE
  • And Keira video is HERE