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Here’s Hayden demonstrating what pretty much everyone would love to do to her. We at the Quest most certainly would.

The picture below is puzzling, if you were that close, is that what you would be doing?

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Bad News Everyone! Seldom has so little talent conspired to make so much money. One of the greatest swindles of the 20th Century is reforming. The Spice Girls are cashing in again. Bimbo Spice, Chav Spice, Chubby Spice, Token-Black Spice and Dyke Spice are going to inflict themselves on us once more.

Normally we would only tell you not to buy any CD to ensure that the Record Industry (who are pure evil) make less money. However, in this case we’d also like to add that you should avoid paying for anything Spice related because they, quire simply, suck!

If they had no talent and were pretty we wouldn’t mind. However, they have no talent. And they are not pretty.

So yep, they will return, just as talentless, just as ugly, and several years older.

God help us all.

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Much has been written in the US press recently about the UK FHM decision to list Hayden as one of the hottest babes of the year. To my European mind, and I’m sure the minds of most non-American readers, her placement in that pantheon is just and understandable.

It came as a surprise to me that Americans are having a hard time with this, because in the US the age of majority is 18. Hayden turns 18 later this year.

Actually, it’s a double standard of course. Many people do recognise that she hot, they are just not permitted to say so publicly without being (wrongly) branded as some kind of dangerous pervert. They had exactly the same agony over Anna Kournikova.

As far as I know, the US is the only country with such preposterous laws – well, other than extremist religious dictatorships.

Americans, you’re from a great country. You’d be from a greater country if you controlled your lawyers, your politicians, and your religious right wing.

You need to see beauty and freedom for what it is, and embrace it.

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Hammer Horror is back. For those of you who don’t know, this is a British company that produced cheap camp horror movies throughout the 1960s and 1970s. Without this company Christopher Lee wouldn’t be famous.

Their movies were, in many ways, bad. Which is not to say that they were unwatchable. Think Shaw Brothers, think Tarantino.

What they did have, as you can see illustrated here, was a great deal of vulnerable young victims gratuitously naked. There was often a hint of lesbianism too.

The company died in the late 70s. However, it has now risen from the dead. The possible bad news is that is has been bought by Dutch “Big Brother” creator John de Mol.

This may mean überchav Jade Goody has the potential to be hired as a flesh eating creature of the night – presumably white meat only though. No make-up necessary.

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Good news everyone! The Parisite is in jail. The bad news is that’s she’s getting out again in 45 days.

Still maybe someone can smuggle in a camcorder – there’s a great deal of potential for another sex tape. An interesting one this time.

Nice ass, shame about every single other aspect of her existence.

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Of all the Buffy stars, it’s hardest to find good bottom pictures of Alyson. This being the only reason why she wasn’t listed here before.

I’m glad she’s doing well in her sitcom “How I met your Mother”, although it’s not a show I can stand to watch. I was astonished to see it make a second season. It’s off-the-shelf and not in the least funny to me.

Personally I think she has way more talent than that show exploits. She has been wasted in pretty much everything since Buffy really – although obviously enjoying more success than in those days.

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Words here seem superficial. Well, other than, the re-ascendancy of Burlesque is no bad thing. Enjoy these Playboy shots of first class fetish fannies.

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Some of you may have noted that there are a few omissions in my Quest. There are some famous bottoms that should be recorded and examined here, and others that one would expect me to at least consider.

Naturally, time is one of the most obvious reason for many of these omissions. I will get around to your favorite booty eventually.

There is, however, another reason.

There are some women out there whom I adore. Whose bottoms should be enshrined in glory. Whose noble thighs inspired this Quest from the outset. If…

If… if I could only find pictures of their bums.

Sadly, it’s quite a long list. Jewel Staite, Morena Baccarin, Gina Torres, Liv Tyler, Natalie Dormer, Alexandra Breckenridge, and more.

Which brings me to Kate. She was, and still pretty much is, on that list. At the top of it in fact. She’s easily in my top 5 list of most gorgeous women of all time. Possibly this is because she reminds me of the crushes I had on the St Trinians-esque gymslipped girls that were a few years above me in school.

Kate is a very beautiful woman and a talented actress that has spent a great deal of her career completely and utterly naked. She seems to be proud of her body, and she has every right to be. We’ve seen her breasts numerous times, her peeing in “Holy Smoke”, and full frontal close-up pubic hair nudity in “Jude”.

But, no bare butt. I have here the best shots I can find of it. Some of them are very old and rare.

These shots above are from some UK TV show in the early 1990’s. Today Kate has a wonderful cuddly curvy voluptuousness, back then she was even more cuddly.

Below are some shots of Kate’s feature debut in Heavenly Creatures (note, also starring Melanie Lynskey who has matured beautifully, and can be seen starring in “Drive“)

As previously promised, here’s the 18 or 19 year old Jennifer in her full glory. Enjoy your fill of those beautiful sun-kissed cheeks. There’s even some breasts thrown in for those that like them.

(The other girl is Debra Cole – not sure what her bottom is like.)

The first post from this set is Here

I’m teasing you this morning. Take a look at these pictures of Jennifer’s tempting tushie. They’re from the Dennis Hopper movie “The Hot Spot”. Hot, this movie most certainly is.

Jennifer was probably either 18 or 19 years old at this point, and in perfect physical shape.

So where’s the tease? Well, how would you like to see similar shots of Jennifer without the bikini? I mean completely naked?

Tune in again later today for exactly that – Teenage Jennifer’s fully naked and truly beautiful bottom, bent over with cheeks apart!!!

A little more Jennifer HERE

Part two of this post, with Jennifer completely naked is HERE