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It’s the little things that keep you going between seasons of your favorite show. With Heroes currently off air, these little pics, of this little bundle of trouble, clad only in these little pieces of cloth, should help you get through the summer.

They surely help us here at the Quest.

We are looking forward to many more great things from Hayden.

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  • Hayden Licks Ass HERE
  • Hayden in tight shorts is HERE

Silly question huh? Anna is so hot it hurts.

Although no longer a regular sight on the Tennis circuit there’s no reason she can’t be seen often here. Especially with pics like these to enjoy.

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  • Maria Sharapova’s hot rear is HERE
  • A mixture of hot tennis babes are HERE
  • Anna Kournikova in red panties is HERE
  • Not tennis, but hot volleyball ass is HERE
  • Not tennis, but Major League Pillow Fighting is HERE

Enjoy it while you can. Seems she’s pregnant, so this cute curve will soon be long gone. It’ll be heading off in the same way that arch-rival Britney’s wide load went.

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  • More Christina is HERE

Another celeb behind bars. This time, however, the celeb is really hot. Playboy centerfold and the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy was arrested for assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend.

I think we can all see why he’d leave his wife for Kristy. Unless we were married to someone short of Jennifer Biel, we’d do the same in an heartbeat.

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  • Fellow Buffy and Playboy alumni Charisma Carpenter is naked HERE
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar is HERE
  • Alyson Hannigan is HERE

Bad News Everyone! Seldom has so little talent conspired to make so much money. One of the greatest swindles of the 20th Century is reforming. The Spice Girls are cashing in again. Bimbo Spice, Chav Spice, Chubby Spice, Token-Black Spice and Dyke Spice are going to inflict themselves on us once more.

Normally we would only tell you not to buy any CD to ensure that the Record Industry (who are pure evil) make less money. However, in this case we’d also like to add that you should avoid paying for anything Spice related because they, quire simply, suck!

If they had no talent and were pretty we wouldn’t mind. However, they have no talent. And they are not pretty.

So yep, they will return, just as talentless, just as ugly, and several years older.

God help us all.


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  • Orange Spice is HERE
  • What a beautiful British bum should look like is HERE

Ironically, the leading lady in “The Notorious Betty Page” is not the star she perhaps should be. After Donnie Brasco, she should have fared better.

She’s pretty, talented, has nipples you can easily hang a coat on, and, of course, a lovely lovely bum.

You can see her next in what looks to be a very interesting movie “3.10 to Yuma”. It looks like it has a great cast. The Quest is looking forward to it, and the hope of a little Gretchen in the process.

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  • Compare with the real Bettie Page HERE
  • Jessica Alba, her co-star in “The Ten” is HERE

Like this picture? We do.

In fact, one of our little joys in life is to come across such things accidentally. The joys of modern fashion, and Celebutard culture, mean that such beautiful views are common place in many cities and towns across the World. For this we may be thankful.

However, the town of Delcambre, Louisiana is set to change all this by policing everyone’s underwear. If you wear saggy pants there look forward to a $500 fine or six months in jail.

“If you expose your private parts, you’ll get a fine” said Mayor Carol Broussard. (Who incidentally, is a male, despite having a girl’s name — cross dresser maybe?)

Seemingly this has been considered by some to be mostly racially motivated — as hip hop culture (rightly) endorses this fashion.

Either way, Land of the Free? Not so much… Presumably the towns prosecutors have a legal definition of “underwear”, “pants” and “saggy” at hand. Is see-thru ok? Is VPL ok? How about a bikini? Or maybe they’re just gonna give a good old fashioned lynching to anyone they don’t like the look of.

The people of this town are clearly wrong on so many levels. Much as we at the Quest might look at this lightheartedly because we love ass, there is a very serious point here. This behavior can easily be construed as fascist, it is certainly a removal of an American’s rights as an individual. It is the slippery slope to many other rights restrictions on a path to pure unadulterated evil.

Boycott them, do not do business with them, and express your freedoms publicly wherever you can.

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  • More Buttcracks and voyeur shots are HERE

Now another blog out there has opined that Kim is going to rival both the asses of Jessica Biel and Jennifer Lopez.

We have examined both of these girls’ bottoms already as part of our Quest. If you remember, we love Jessica and we were not impressed with Jennifer.

Who is Kim? And what does she do? You may well ask. It appears that the answer to the first question is “no-one”, and the second is “nothing”.

She’s a friend of Parisite who appears to be famous because she “oh-my-how-did-that-happen” had a leaked sex tape, in which she was leaked on by her boyfriend.

Well, her ass is quite nice admittedly. However, as we’ve mentioned before, depth of personality and talent do play a significant role in someone’s attractiveness.

In which case Kim scores very very lowly indeed. Jessica wins hands down. Jennifer is still way more talented that Kim, although Kim’s ass is probably physically better than Ms Lopez.

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  • Clips from Kim’s sex tape are HERE
  • Reasons why Jessica wins are HERE

So there you go. Paris is out of view and Britney’s body parts are making up for it. The good news is, at least she’s she’s not singing.

Seems that with her body in this position the cellulite is stretched taught giving her ass a smoother appearance than it has in reality. Or it could just be the resolution of the video, and if you were close enough to see her ass in this position you’d still see the marks.

Either way, as we have mentioned before, it is still one of the World’s more unattractive asses.

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  • The complete Video courtesy of TMZ is HERE
  • More Bare Buttney is HERE

Well, prepared to have at least one part of you transformed anyway!

Megan seems to have grown much much hotter since her Hope and Faith days. She’s now Fox by name, and fox by nature. A pleasure to see in a week that’s been slow on the ass front — everyone seems too obsessed with whether or not Parisite is going to jail.

Obviously Megan’ll be in a supporting role to some cgi characters in Michael Bay’s interpretation of The Transformers. Here at the Quest we are not especial Transformers fans. Thus, since we believe Michael Bay to be The Anti-auteur — a hack film-maker with no soul whatsoever — we won’t be too upset when he destroys all the hopes and dreams of every fan of the original show.

We do offer our sympathies now, we understand how painful this will be — all we can suggest is, that no matter how mind blowingly awful the movie is, do take the time to enjoy Megan’s bum.

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  • Liv, another woman who survived a Michael Bay Movie is is HERE