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Maggie is the reason we’ll be looking forward to Bruce’s new Die Hard movie. There’s little hotter that a bottom well tempered by martial arts.

Silly question huh? Anna is so hot it hurts.

Although no longer a regular sight on the Tennis circuit there’s no reason she can’t be seen often here. Especially with pics like these to enjoy.

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  • Maria Sharapova’s hot rear is HERE
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  • Not tennis, but Major League Pillow Fighting is HERE

Ironically, the leading lady in “The Notorious Betty Page” is not the star she perhaps should be. After Donnie Brasco, she should have fared better.

She’s pretty, talented, has nipples you can easily hang a coat on, and, of course, a lovely lovely bum.

You can see her next in what looks to be a very interesting movie “3.10 to Yuma”. It looks like it has a great cast. The Quest is looking forward to it, and the hope of a little Gretchen in the process.

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  • Compare with the real Bettie Page HERE
  • Jessica Alba, her co-star in “The Ten” is HERE

Now another blog out there has opined that Kim is going to rival both the asses of Jessica Biel and Jennifer Lopez.

We have examined both of these girls’ bottoms already as part of our Quest. If you remember, we love Jessica and we were not impressed with Jennifer.

Who is Kim? And what does she do? You may well ask. It appears that the answer to the first question is “no-one”, and the second is “nothing”.

She’s a friend of Parisite who appears to be famous because she “oh-my-how-did-that-happen” had a leaked sex tape, in which she was leaked on by her boyfriend.

Well, her ass is quite nice admittedly. However, as we’ve mentioned before, depth of personality and talent do play a significant role in someone’s attractiveness.

In which case Kim scores very very lowly indeed. Jessica wins hands down. Jennifer is still way more talented that Kim, although Kim’s ass is probably physically better than Ms Lopez.

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  • Clips from Kim’s sex tape are HERE
  • Reasons why Jessica wins are HERE

Many of us have good reasons not to be fond of lawyers. However, I’m sure you agree we might need to make an exception in this case.

Erstwhile star of The Apprentice, but Kristine didn’t make it onto the Trump payroll. Though, as you can see she’s not one that should ever be fired.

Many thanks to playboy for showing us the kind of briefs we want to see.

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Hammer Horror is back. For those of you who don’t know, this is a British company that produced cheap camp horror movies throughout the 1960s and 1970s. Without this company Christopher Lee wouldn’t be famous.

Their movies were, in many ways, bad. Which is not to say that they were unwatchable. Think Shaw Brothers, think Tarantino.

What they did have, as you can see illustrated here, was a great deal of vulnerable young victims gratuitously naked. There was often a hint of lesbianism too.

The company died in the late 70s. However, it has now risen from the dead. The possible bad news is that is has been bought by Dutch “Big Brother” creator John de Mol.

This may mean überchav Jade Goody has the potential to be hired as a flesh eating creature of the night – presumably white meat only though. No make-up necessary.

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  • More Big Brother Botty HERE

The Yankee’s pitching woes have been getting most of the media attention in the past few weeks. There is, however, another tragic tale that is affecting the Yankees.

Right Fielder Bobby Abreu used to have a relationship with Alicia. She’s a former Miss Universe. And, as you can see clearly here, the only Miss Universe to have posed naked for Playboy.

My understanding is that Alicia was on some Mexican reality TV show – something like Big Brother – and she pretty much had sex with some guy on live TV. Classy dame huh?

Bobby’s been slumping ever since.

Cheer up Bobby! You’re rich and talented, and your team’s just signed The Rocket. From what I can see, her ass is above the Mendoza line but it’s no single season Home Run record.

There’s much nicer ass out there that’ll be a classier match for your 2007 World Series ring.


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It’s a good year for Blockbuster movies. Or should that be Buttbuster? I’ve covered Kristen Dunst, now it’s Cameron’s turn. (Yes, Keira is next.)

Sadly, she’s appearing in voice only in Shrek 3. She does have a sexy voice though.

I love the Shrek movies. The second movie was even better than the first. Well… unless you had the misfortune to see it in German, as I did the first time – there’s some V.O. people and translators that should have been fired immediately, and never permitted to work again. It wasn’t funny at all. Germans, you need to see the original version.

Oh, and you need to stop dubbing movies – it destroys them.

Anyway, I’m hoping that the 3rd Shrek will appropriately be as funny again as the second.

In lieu of Cameron not being visible in this third movie, please take a moment to enjoy these pictures. This woman has one of the finest bodies in Hollywood and an ass that is firmly in my top ten of all time.

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  • Cameron, an ass less ordinary is HERE
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And here was I, thinking that Keeley Hazell was a stupid name…

Admittedly, her real name is Jennifer Toof. (was it something to do with hot pockets???) . You may – though probably may not – remember her from VH1’s “Flavor of Love”. She did this head scissors thing that was moderately interesting.

She’s the latest, in what is now a fairly long line, of Z list “celebrities” to release a sex tape. The still below in the black panties is from the tape. As you can see it also follows the noble, tested, sex tape tradition of being shot by someone who has never before used a camera in their life. More youTube than dePalma.

(Thinking of releasing a sex tape? Here’s a tip – light is your friend, welcome it… lots of it.)

So will I be anxious to see it? Not so much.

Firstly, with Olivia’s tape we were promised that it was really dirty and nasty – hopefully it is. We’ve been given no such assurances with Toastee.

Secondly, Olivia is cute and possesses a tasty little tushie. Toastee’s Tushie, is more mushy and her face is not so pretty.

Still, judge for yourself.

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  • Olivia Mojica’s bare bottom HERE
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Words here seem superficial. Well, other than, the re-ascendancy of Burlesque is no bad thing. Enjoy these Playboy shots of first class fetish fannies.

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  • More Playboy Babes HERE