You are currently browsing the category archive for the ‘cameltoe’ category.

It’s the little things that keep you going between seasons of your favorite show. With Heroes currently off air, these little pics, of this little bundle of trouble, clad only in these little pieces of cloth, should help you get through the summer.

They surely help us here at the Quest.

We are looking forward to many more great things from Hayden.

Related Items
______________________

  • Hayden Licks Ass HERE
  • Hayden in tight shorts is HERE

Sun, sand and Cameron’s glorious seat. Sounds like the perfect vacation really. Looks like it too, as you can see.

Related Items
______________________

  • An Ass less Ordinary is HERE
  • Cameron’s buttcrack is HERE

Silly question huh? Anna is so hot it hurts.

Although no longer a regular sight on the Tennis circuit there’s no reason she can’t be seen often here. Especially with pics like these to enjoy.

Related Items
______________________

  • Maria Sharapova’s hot rear is HERE
  • A mixture of hot tennis babes are HERE
  • Anna Kournikova in red panties is HERE
  • Not tennis, but hot volleyball ass is HERE
  • Not tennis, but Major League Pillow Fighting is HERE

GQ has published these. To which our immediate reaction was “Oh. My. God.” Our only minor complaint is: not enough shots from behind.

Jessica looks incredible in these pics. Even hotter than normal, and normal is on fire.

Related Items
______________________

  • Lots More Jessica HERE
  • Superfit Jessica is HERE
  • Happy Birthday Jessica HERE
  • Jessica Sexiest Woman Alive is HERE
  • Even More Jessica is HERE

Another celeb behind bars. This time, however, the celeb is really hot. Playboy centerfold and the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy was arrested for assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend.

I think we can all see why he’d leave his wife for Kristy. Unless we were married to someone short of Jennifer Biel, we’d do the same in an heartbeat.

Related Items
______________________

  • Fellow Buffy and Playboy alumni Charisma Carpenter is naked HERE
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar is HERE
  • Alyson Hannigan is HERE

Ironically, the leading lady in “The Notorious Betty Page” is not the star she perhaps should be. After Donnie Brasco, she should have fared better.

She’s pretty, talented, has nipples you can easily hang a coat on, and, of course, a lovely lovely bum.

You can see her next in what looks to be a very interesting movie “3.10 to Yuma”. It looks like it has a great cast. The Quest is looking forward to it, and the hope of a little Gretchen in the process.

Related Items
______________________

  • Compare with the real Bettie Page HERE
  • Jessica Alba, her co-star in “The Ten” is HERE

Like this picture? We do.

In fact, one of our little joys in life is to come across such things accidentally. The joys of modern fashion, and Celebutard culture, mean that such beautiful views are common place in many cities and towns across the World. For this we may be thankful.

However, the town of Delcambre, Louisiana is set to change all this by policing everyone’s underwear. If you wear saggy pants there look forward to a $500 fine or six months in jail.

“If you expose your private parts, you’ll get a fine” said Mayor Carol Broussard. (Who incidentally, is a male, despite having a girl’s name — cross dresser maybe?)

Seemingly this has been considered by some to be mostly racially motivated — as hip hop culture (rightly) endorses this fashion.

Either way, Land of the Free? Not so much… Presumably the towns prosecutors have a legal definition of “underwear”, “pants” and “saggy” at hand. Is see-thru ok? Is VPL ok? How about a bikini? Or maybe they’re just gonna give a good old fashioned lynching to anyone they don’t like the look of.

The people of this town are clearly wrong on so many levels. Much as we at the Quest might look at this lightheartedly because we love ass, there is a very serious point here. This behavior can easily be construed as fascist, it is certainly a removal of an American’s rights as an individual. It is the slippery slope to many other rights restrictions on a path to pure unadulterated evil.

Boycott them, do not do business with them, and express your freedoms publicly wherever you can.

Related Items
______________________

  • More Buttcracks and voyeur shots are HERE

And continuing the Judd Apatow theme from the last post… Here’s Monica Keena, who was delightful in Judd’s TV show Undeclared. A great show one, that’s really worth catching if you can find it anywhere.

Related Items
______________________

  • Katherine Heigl in all her glory is HERE

If you are like me, you are really looking forward to the return of “Big Love” in a week or so. It’ll give us another opportunity to enjoy those big eyes of Amanda Seyfried. We fell in love with her in the first season of Veronica Mars. Here’s a wonderful opportunity to enjoy her bare bottom too. Her topless accomplice in this threeway from Alpha Dog is the equally lovely Amber Heard.
(We’ll be returning to Big Love soon.)

It’s quite a good movie overall. Good directorial choices in some of the way shots are presented. The story unravels in quite an interesting way. There’s some great performances – Ben Foster, Harry Dean Stanton and Heather Wahlquist in particular. However, and here’s the sad thing because it stops the movie being great, there are also some annoyingly poor to mediocre performances. To name a few: Emile Hirsch having not improved significantly since The Girl Next Door, and looking far too baby faced and uncharismatic to be a gang leader, Olivia Wilde being made of wood, and Dominique Swain shrieks piercingly through every one of her scenes.

Still you can enjoy her ass in tight jeans in the pic below. The other pic – not sure who that is.

Finally, enjoy the bottom of Heather Wahlquist. One review we read of the movie suggested Heather’s bum was mannish. We can’t agree – looks very feminine and fetching to us

Related Items
______________________

  • More naked Amber is here HERE

So here’s a beautiful look at little Elisha’s hot cheeks. These are from the movie “The Girl Next Door”, which we must confess to absolutely hating.

It’s not so much that it’s a bad movie. While the script and the acting left much to be desired, it had some entertaining moments.

No, what irked us was their representation of the porn industry – that tired old cliché. Obviously working in the porn industry ourselves were are a little sensitive to this meme.

Here’s the off-the-shelf Larry Flynt-esque low class producer versus the successful big business Hugh Hefner. Stuck in the middle is the same tired old cliché of the victim with a heart and the strength to overcome all of them. It’s a hack! It’s obviously not written with any insight or experience into the truth of the business. To make matters worse, they seemed to confuse the porn industry with prostitution. Despite what many may think, these are not connected industries.

We guess at some point back in the days of print porn publishing there were guys in leopardskin and leather that were little more than pimps running the show. That, however, hasn’t been true for many years. In fact today the adult industry is very professional. We’d say more than half the producers We’ve met have been women.

One caveat though – we are continental European. We perhaps don’t suffer from the same level of repression, or misguided laws and attitudes, that have driven the adult industry underground into the arms of criminals in some other countries. Although, our understanding is that, in the most part, the US adult entertainment industry is reputable.

As evidence we offer this interesting article by Regina Lynn over at Wired.

We, as both male and female writers here at The Quest, have not personally seen any exploitation of anyone in this industry. Whereas we have seen horrific exploitation in some supposedly “reputable” big business corporations at all levels of employee.

In all seriousness the porn industry is one if the most ethical and honest on the entire planet. We are heavily scrutinized by governments. We don’t exploit slave labor, or child labor in factories in China. We don’t screw employees out of their pensions. We don’t factory farm cheap outsourced workers in Mumbai. We don’t make people work long hours for low pay. We don’t even destroy the environment.

We’re nice happy people, with great jobs.

Related Items
______________________

  • Some more Elisha is HERE