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There are some shows worth saving. We aren’t convinced that Jericho was one of them. We liked the show enough to watch it periodically, but were never upset to miss an episode.

Part of this may have been due to that fact that Ashley was the only real high point of the show. We do like Ashley’s bum. Yes, we do, but we are not convinced this model-turned-actress has even half the talent of other former models — Ali Larter for example. Ass-hley isn’t enough to make a show worth watching alone, whereas Ali might be.

We note also that Ashley is a close friend of The Parisite. This makes us suspicious.

Of all the shows last season that could and should have been saved, Jericho was one of the least deserving.

Had more effort been put into saving, Drive, Studio 60, Wedding Bells or Smith, then the Quest would have been fully supportive.

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  • Paris may be pointless but her ass is nice, and it’s HERE
  • The beauty that was “Drive” is HERE

Silly question huh? Anna is so hot it hurts.

Although no longer a regular sight on the Tennis circuit there’s no reason she can’t be seen often here. Especially with pics like these to enjoy.

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  • Maria Sharapova’s hot rear is HERE
  • A mixture of hot tennis babes are HERE
  • Anna Kournikova in red panties is HERE
  • Not tennis, but hot volleyball ass is HERE
  • Not tennis, but Major League Pillow Fighting is HERE

Enjoy it while you can. Seems she’s pregnant, so this cute curve will soon be long gone. It’ll be heading off in the same way that arch-rival Britney’s wide load went.

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  • More Christina is HERE

Bad News Everyone! Seldom has so little talent conspired to make so much money. One of the greatest swindles of the 20th Century is reforming. The Spice Girls are cashing in again. Bimbo Spice, Chav Spice, Chubby Spice, Token-Black Spice and Dyke Spice are going to inflict themselves on us once more.

Normally we would only tell you not to buy any CD to ensure that the Record Industry (who are pure evil) make less money. However, in this case we’d also like to add that you should avoid paying for anything Spice related because they, quire simply, suck!

If they had no talent and were pretty we wouldn’t mind. However, they have no talent. And they are not pretty.

So yep, they will return, just as talentless, just as ugly, and several years older.

God help us all.


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  • Orange Spice is HERE
  • What a beautiful British bum should look like is HERE

Ironically, the leading lady in “The Notorious Betty Page” is not the star she perhaps should be. After Donnie Brasco, she should have fared better.

She’s pretty, talented, has nipples you can easily hang a coat on, and, of course, a lovely lovely bum.

You can see her next in what looks to be a very interesting movie “3.10 to Yuma”. It looks like it has a great cast. The Quest is looking forward to it, and the hope of a little Gretchen in the process.

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  • Compare with the real Bettie Page HERE
  • Jessica Alba, her co-star in “The Ten” is HERE

Like this picture? We do.

In fact, one of our little joys in life is to come across such things accidentally. The joys of modern fashion, and Celebutard culture, mean that such beautiful views are common place in many cities and towns across the World. For this we may be thankful.

However, the town of Delcambre, Louisiana is set to change all this by policing everyone’s underwear. If you wear saggy pants there look forward to a $500 fine or six months in jail.

“If you expose your private parts, you’ll get a fine” said Mayor Carol Broussard. (Who incidentally, is a male, despite having a girl’s name — cross dresser maybe?)

Seemingly this has been considered by some to be mostly racially motivated — as hip hop culture (rightly) endorses this fashion.

Either way, Land of the Free? Not so much… Presumably the towns prosecutors have a legal definition of “underwear”, “pants” and “saggy” at hand. Is see-thru ok? Is VPL ok? How about a bikini? Or maybe they’re just gonna give a good old fashioned lynching to anyone they don’t like the look of.

The people of this town are clearly wrong on so many levels. Much as we at the Quest might look at this lightheartedly because we love ass, there is a very serious point here. This behavior can easily be construed as fascist, it is certainly a removal of an American’s rights as an individual. It is the slippery slope to many other rights restrictions on a path to pure unadulterated evil.

Boycott them, do not do business with them, and express your freedoms publicly wherever you can.

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  • More Buttcracks and voyeur shots are HERE

So there you go. Paris is out of view and Britney’s body parts are making up for it. The good news is, at least she’s she’s not singing.

Seems that with her body in this position the cellulite is stretched taught giving her ass a smoother appearance than it has in reality. Or it could just be the resolution of the video, and if you were close enough to see her ass in this position you’d still see the marks.

Either way, as we have mentioned before, it is still one of the World’s more unattractive asses.

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  • The complete Video courtesy of TMZ is HERE
  • More Bare Buttney is HERE

Well, prepared to have at least one part of you transformed anyway!

Megan seems to have grown much much hotter since her Hope and Faith days. She’s now Fox by name, and fox by nature. A pleasure to see in a week that’s been slow on the ass front — everyone seems too obsessed with whether or not Parisite is going to jail.

Obviously Megan’ll be in a supporting role to some cgi characters in Michael Bay’s interpretation of The Transformers. Here at the Quest we are not especial Transformers fans. Thus, since we believe Michael Bay to be The Anti-auteur — a hack film-maker with no soul whatsoever — we won’t be too upset when he destroys all the hopes and dreams of every fan of the original show.

We do offer our sympathies now, we understand how painful this will be — all we can suggest is, that no matter how mind blowingly awful the movie is, do take the time to enjoy Megan’s bum.

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  • Liv, another woman who survived a Michael Bay Movie is is HERE

I guess Britney has to hold the Paparazzi fort while Parisite is behind bars. So here’s her first contribution, a cheeky shot.

That wild look in her eye suggests she still not quite with us, and while we do recognize that she has lost quite a bit of weight, her ass is still pretty fat. And can everyone say “cellulite!”

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So if you are like us you don’t need much more of a reason to go see the new movie “Knocked Up” than the fact that it’s written and directed by Judd Apatow.

We at The Quest love his work. This new movie has a fantastic cast and we have no doubt it’s going to be great.

If you do need another reason to go see it, then try former Roswell star Katherine Heigl. As you can see from the pictures here, that alone also reason enough.

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  • Monica Keena in all her glory is HERE