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Of all the Buffy stars, it’s hardest to find good bottom pictures of Alyson. This being the only reason why she wasn’t listed here before.

I’m glad she’s doing well in her sitcom “How I met your Mother”, although it’s not a show I can stand to watch. I was astonished to see it make a second season. It’s off-the-shelf and not in the least funny to me.

Personally I think she has way more talent than that show exploits. She has been wasted in pretty much everything since Buffy really – although obviously enjoying more success than in those days.

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Amber has got herself a leading role in a new Seth Rogen penned comedy called “The Pineapple Express”.

She goes from strength to strength. Here’s some wonderful pictures of her from Alpha Dog – more from this movie soon (including a not to be missed glimpse of adorable Amamda Seyfried’s buttcrack!).

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She’s a fox. Also, a tease. Just as Anne Boleyn tempts King Henry, Natalie, and the writer and director of The Tudors, taunt us with glimpses of her naked flesh.

Here we do see a little more than last time, but that money shot still eludes us. You can see the curve of that buttock quite distinctly. I’m certain full blown bare bum is worth waiting for. I just would prefer not to wait too much longer.

As I previously mentioned in the Natalie Portman post, I fully expect this Showtime production to blow “The Other Boleyn Girl” out of the water with all the might of HMS Mary Rose.

Miss Dormer, apart from being seriously cute, can act. She may share her role and first name (and possibly delicious bottom) but I’ve never seen any evidence of Miss Portman showing thespian talent.

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Words here seem superficial. Well, other than, the re-ascendancy of Burlesque is no bad thing. Enjoy these Playboy shots of first class fetish fannies.

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I’m not making this up. Seems that there’s another movie version of “The Other Boleyn Girl” in the pipeline.

With the success and utter brilliance of “The Tudors”, you might be inclined to think, “why?” I know that was the first thing to go through my mind. Who could the cast and director be that would rival that which Showtime put together?

The Other Boleyn Girl is not going to be any quality match for The Tudors. Although, sadly, it may be more financially successful, thanks to its cast. Namely Natalie, and Scarlett Johansson.

Which only goes to show how fickle the human race really is. Neither of these girls is much of an actress, and Scarlett in particular has shown that she’s no flair for accents, nor is she really bright enough to deliver lines that are literary or polysyllabic. Scarlett’s performance in The Black Dahlia could not have been more wooden.

To be fair to Natalie though, it could be that she has potential as an actress, but just has had dreadful roles. It’s hard to say, at least until she works with someone talented.

She has a pretty face, and more to the point, I do like her bum – albeit a little hippier than one might expect. Again, a buttcrack pic always persuades me.

Enjoy these pole dancing moments from “Closer” the only bright spots in what was otherwise a dreadful movie.

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In honor of her appearance in the new Spiderman movie I though I’d celebrate Kirsten in style. This is part one, details of Part 2 can be found further down the page.

As I mentioned in my previous post on Marie Antoinette. I’ve begun to re-evaluate my perception of Miss Dunst. Partly this is due to viewing her performances in Crazy/Beautiful and Mona Lisa Smile. I was admittedly completely enchanted by her in Crazy/Beautiful – she seemed so natural and real. I found it to be a very convincing performance – and a seriously hot one from a bum perspective too.

So her ditziness that previously irked me, is now something I find deeply charming. The fact that she has an ass that is very very close to perfection does her no harm. The buttcrack pics are the icing on the cake. Nothing says “enjoy my ass” more than a buttcrack for me.

More, and much Better Marie Antoinette pics can be found HERE.

And the pic below is a glimpse at what Part 2 will bring. Close up shots of Kirsten’s beautiful teenage ass in panties.

I hate Fox!!!

Like I said in my previous post on Drive, I am still angry about Firefly. Now, I am also angry about Drive. It got canceled today after only 4 episodes broadcast.

Fox executives are wholly retarded. Sure, they commission great shows. With both Firefly and Drive you had some of the singular best talent ever gathered together on TV, and not to mention some of the hottest ass on the planet. Then they screw up the marketing or the scheduling. Bang! They cancel before a show’s had the chance to gather momentum.

Seriously, is this good investing? Do they have no understanding of economics?

Or, is it simply that the average Fox viewer is retarded, and can’t therefore cope with a Whedon or Minear written script. Hence the low ratings? I do have more faith in the viewer than Fox Execs. Hmmm… although… 24’s success could be possible evidence for that hypothesis.

Look at the truly amazing ass of Miss Monroe. We will now be deprived of that object of wonder, along the amazing asses of the other ladies on the show, and the great acting, and the great writing. Until the next time. Until the next show that Fox won’t understand.

A letter writing campaign? That implies Fox executives can read. Think this is the way to go? I don’t.

One of the curious things about people who work for Fox – and I have met a few on my travels – is that they are usually reticent about telling you who their employer is, or cough in an embarrassed way when they mention the name. It’s easy to understand why.

Fox sucks. Did I mention that?

Here’s my previous post on Drive. I hope it helps.

Poor Shilpa. She seems to be inadvertently at the center of another scandal.

This innocent and talented Indian princess was las year the victim of racism at the hands of some of the trashiest, ignorant, talentless, ugliest and fattest vermin in UK society.

This time she’s a scandal back home thanks to being kissed in public by Richard Gere. Richard now has a warrant issued for his arrest. While I hate public displays of affection as much as the next person, there is nothing I hate more than censorship.

Censorship is pure evil. It is always pure evil. It breeds evil. It allows evil to flourish by driving it underground. Sorry India, but we won’t agree about this. Richard and Shilpa are innocent.

Here’s some beautiful pics of Shilpa’s magnificent and regal rear. Please also take a moment to enjoy the cameltoe clearly visible thanks to those tight sports pants.

More on Shilpa’s previous scandal HERE with more botty pictures of course.

Ali Larter or Hayden Panettiere would be enough by themselves. However, there are some bottoms on “Heroes” that I have not properly explored and appreciated.

Let’s start with Nora Zehetner, who plays Eden with such skilled malevolence. Although we’ve not seen much of her in Heroes, enjoy these screencaps from the movie “Conversations with Other Women”. I’ll work on getting some better quality grabs. Obviously I’d like to see her bottom in more detail.

I think this certainly shows is that she does have a trim little peach back there. Very nice of her to show it to us.

Enjoy a great deal of Ali Larter’s beautiful booty HERE

And Hayden Panettiere in panties HERE

I mentioned her yesterday in passing. I went away feeling guilty that I hadn’t at least acknowledged her considerable contribution to feminine beauty before now.

So here it is. Still far far far too few pics of her from behind. I have though, you’ll be pleased to note I hope, not included any of the rather scary number of fan pics of her on the Internet. There’s a lot of folks out there with elf sex issues and fetishes.

She’s an odd choice for an elf really. Traditionally one imagines elves to be tall, fair and with gazelle-like slenderness – Nordic essentially. Liv isn’t. She’s more of the Earth goddess type if anything – dark, sensual curvy and voluptuous. She has more of a bouncy British bum than a svelte Scandinavian seat.

Which isn’t to say that she was miscast or somehow failed to convey ethereal magic on screen. She is quite an enchantress in whichever form she takes.